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Senegalo Gambia Game 6 : Senegal - 11, La Gambie - 1

by Fatou Jaw Manneh


Voila!!! Yes a bridge is going to be planted in the River Gambia. Waye Waye –Kai –Kai  Macky– Waye Macky. Mbaa Yansi Jamma?? Daydate Amuuffi-dehh. Lo Buggarekk –Na-NekkJamma. Bridge? Jayllal, Jaylllal. Plot of land? Here we go! You can have all of Serrekunda! Who? Salifu Sarjo? I will catch him myself Macky. I never said you harbor my enemies. Heh?? Njeh Rggut Waff-Dehh. It’s all the work of journalists. Bull Nangu journalists – Yi  Yahahh Sunu Diiganteh. Gambian journalist especially, daffa bondehh. I just created a killer bill for them. Man suma maam ko pularr sahh. Jaruut sa nyu laaka angalais akk francais. Ana Njogu Bah? You can go chill. Senegal Gambia same same. La meme chose . Excuse mon francais Macky. It’s all Mojji Mojji at this end. Ko Mojjji , Ko Mojji . Zainab? You can have her. Mansa – Dama Sonna Siafferam.Shop-rekk.

Please  Yaya Jammeh We do not mind the ribbons, bells, whistles and tassels . The smooch smooches Yaya Jammeh but we want to keep our sovereignty intact. You are scared to death, but please deffall Ndankk Ndankk.

Nyawww!! The Senegalese will say.

Walahawala- Walaakquuwata -Ilaabinlahh Yaya Jammeh


In his moment of paranoia, the Senegambia Jungle king Yaya Jammeh, gave in to all the demands of the Senegalese, in other words (joint commission for cooperation between Senegal and Gambia) before the closing of the 6th commission conference in Banjul on July 8th-9th. For over two decades, the Senegalese leadership has been lied to, bamboozled, their hands tied behind their backs on any issue regarding Senegambia cooperation, business, border control, security and the huge elephant in the room: The casamance debacle.Creating a myriad of problems, lies, complications and suspicions between these one people of Senegambia. """""Several Gambian ministers attended the closing ceremony of the session whose goal was to make the state of cooperation between the two countries and explore new partnerships. For two days, the exchanges have turned mainly around security, transport, energy, fisheries, the joint management of natural resources, infrastructure, culture and education, among others."""""- seneweb.com


Then all of a sudden the king called on Macky for a quick fix on everything. Anything that will make this paranoid Yaya Jammeh stay in power. He has bowed down and relinquished all to Macky Sall. Senegal has been losing these past years. Not anymore! Not this time!

This time around for this 6th conference, Senegal did not leave the issue to former journalist Ambassador to the Gambia alone, Babacar Jagne, he was accompanied by the Foreign Minister Mankeur Njie. Just to make sure.


Macky as  prime minister under Abdoulaye Wade, have seen all kinds of criminals and corrupt soldiers and politicians from both Senegal and the Gambia  blackmail Wade and collecting  huge sums of money with the promise to deliver either casamance or Yaya Jammeh’s  head. Neither happened. The Yaya Jammeh  casamance debacle became a thriving business for corrupt Gambian and Senegalese alike. Macky is no schemer like Wade. He has no patience and this casamance problem have been eating away on their conscience for too long. He vowed to tackle Yaya Jammeh and he has taken practical steps. And oh yes we have noticed. So he first sent some of his soldiers to Brazil for some jungle training, and then called on the super powers. Threw a BIG PARTY, never invited Burr Banjul. The snub shocked Yaya Jammeh, he threw some little tantrums on Senegal for harboring his enemies, and Gambian men with their erection issues. Then took a 360 turn and ordered for a quick fix between the two countries. He knows the looming fire power behind Macky. Am sure Ghaddafi and Mubarek are fresh in his mind. Unfortunately for him, all  the Guinea Bissau Generals are all dead or on the run, His twin brother General Bubu, (details about this Guinea Bissau drug Kingpin can be found on hellogambia news), has been snatched in the Cape-Verde waters and Ding! He is going on trial in New York. No Chavez, No Ahmedinejad. The Kanilai Bro is all by himself in this vast field of entrapment.


This time Macky Sall engaged Yaya Jammeh in this playing field armed with more bullies for the “talks that was the most important and not even mentioned - The  casamance issue”. Of course  Macky sent his foreign Ministry staff, but we all know he is armed with three big brothers , "terrorist hunters", drug lord catchers and a brand new Senegalese force from Brazil, all brandishing their wares in the shadows against Dictator Yaya Jammeh. Yaya Jammeh you know exactly what I am talking about! Official names are America and France. Dida Halake please tell me whose ass will tumble in the Jungle if all these demands from the savvy Senegalese are not met. Of course Yaya Jammeh. And please stop sending me pan-African, black power tapes, Martin Luther and all. I love them all. I am black and I am proud! This is what all these chronically corrupt Africans leaders do when cornered. Cry colonialism. Jammeh has no bargaining powers now, dealing with Senegal. The European Union has tossed his arrogant ass in the wilderness, his pretty girl Susan Waffa Ogooo, is still crawling that area. Any progress?


Of course Jammeh's minions are going to be running around Banjul claiming vindication. Jammeh "daffa bah deh". He gave Macky Sall a big plot of our Papa’s land.Nimbaara. The most abused word in the English language in the Gambia: Vindicated. He accused them, they claim vindication, he arrests them, they claim vindication, he jails them releases them, they claim vindication, Kills them, they claim vindication.  Chei Gambians!! When are we going to bite our lips hard and toss Yaya Jammeh into the trash bin? When will there be the real vindication? At least Senegal is working on theirs; hopefully Gambian citizens will garner courage and work on their vindication too.


Salifu Sarjo, Atika, MFDC, Caesar Atoute Badiate and Ousman Niantang Diatta of the BalantaKunda sect in the Senegambia jungle, please put down your guns, and join us in prayers. Luckily it’s Ramadan, or go to church, redeem yourselves and don’t listen to Yaya Jammeh. Things are not looking good. Jakutt jakutt jakutt jakutt-dehh.  He will sell you all when push comes to shove in the name of peace in casamance; and  the USA has drones that they can lend Macky Sall if he needs them. So let’s take the peaceful route. Abandon Yaya before he abandons you. This game is going to change swiftly on you. Act before it is too late.






Check out this song Yaya Jammeh, and its all about planting and body parts. Go figure.


Below is the only song/words I know in French. All my life. It is a shame.


Dedicated to Senegambia cooperation.

The actors will be Macky Sall and Yaya Jammeh or Mankeur Njie and Susan Waffa Ogoo

http://www.mamalisa.com/mp3/savez-vous_planter_les_choux.mp3


This French song is used to teach young children their body parts.


Savez-vous planter les choux ?

Chanson enfantine

(French

Savez-vous planter les choux
À la mode, à la mode ?
Savez-vous planter les choux
À la mode de chez nous ?

On les plante avec le doigt
À la mode, à la mode
On les plante avec le doigt
À la mode de chez nous.

On les plante avec les mains
À la mode, à la mode ?
On les plante avec les mains
À la mode de chez nous.

On les plante avec le pied
À la mode, à la mode ?
On les plante avec le pied
À la mode de chez nous.

On les plante avec le coude
À la mode, à la mode ?
On les plante avec le coude
À la mode de chez nous.

On les plante avec le nez
À la mode, à la mode ?
On l À la mode de chez nous.

es plante avec le nez

Notes

More verses can be invented.

Game Instructions

First verse: Go around in a circle. Next verses: the children pretend to be planting with the part of the body that has been mentioned.


Do You Know How to Plant Cabbage?

Children's Song

(English)

Do you know how to plant cabbage
In the fashion, in the fashion,
Do you know how to plant cabbage
In the fashion of our country?

We plant them with the finger
In the fashion, in the fashion,
We plant them with the finger
In the fashion of our country.

We plant them with the hands
In the fashion, in the fashion,
We plant them with the hands
In the fashion of our country.

We plant them with the foot
In the fashion, in the fashion,
We plant them with the foot
In the fashion of our country.

We plant them with the elbow
In the fashion, in the fashion,
We plant them with the elbow
In the fashion of our country.

We plant them with the nose
In the fashion, in the fashion,
We plant them with the nose
In the fashion of our country.